Read alll carefully and answer .. Cheating mat karna .. !!!
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Q) How do u place a camel in a fridge in three steps?
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1. Open the fridge
2. Keep the camel inside it
3. Close the fridge
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How do u place an elephant in the fridge in 4 steps??
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1. Open fridge
2. Take the camel out
3. Place the elephant inside
4. Close the door
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There was a jungle meeting. all the animals were required to report. all of them turned out, except one. Who was it and why??
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The elephant... u put it in the refrigerator, remember ???
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Now u have to cross a river which is inhabited by deadly crocodiles...but any way u have to cross that river ...how will u cross that ?
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it simple ...as all animals are attending the meeting ...so no crocodiles are there... so u can cross easily...
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Okay! In the jungle meeting where all the animals reported, they were
welcomed with gutkha.....only one animal requested for a particular brand.
which animal and which brand?
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Ans: the animal is giraffe and he opted for "Manikchand" (Unche log Unchi Pasand !!!)
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King lion goes on a search to find elephant and has absolutely no problem in locatin this elephant......why??
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becoz our elephant kept his footwear outside the fridge.
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suppose u need 2 transport all the things in ur house 4 relocating..
suppose u go by aircraft ...
it is losing height and pilot asks u throw something away to reduce load...
what is the thing u will throw away to reduce the load??
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the elephant in the fridge!!!!!!!!
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two persons r talkin by the swimming pool...one says he wont swim bcoz he is
afraid of dying bcoz of drowning.....the other one says ....hey dont be
afraid..i'll show u how 2 swim and he dives in the pool n starts swimming....
suddenly, the man outside the pool dies...
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Guess why????????
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The elephant falls on him.......
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ok enough time pass, one final Q!!
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Ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar nikalega???????
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Geela ho ke Nikalega......
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