Shayar on Fire ..

Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
"1 is neither composite nor prime"

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yuh khamosh reh kar tadpogi kabtak....

Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

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woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi, usse pana mein chahun....

ahun ahun ahun............ahun ahun ahun

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mehangai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..

ek chutki ber sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...

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mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...

LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...

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Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...

"BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."

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Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..

"itni sakti hamen dena data "

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Emotional Shayari…

Arz kiya hai…


Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…

A for Apple B for Banana…

WAH WAH…!!

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Kal tak thee jo meri present…     Aaj ho gayee hai past…

Kal tak thee jo meri present…    Aaj ho gayee hai past…

Offer valid till stocks last..  :-P

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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...

"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"

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Romio ne juliet se  kaha ek sach

Romio ne juliet se  kaha ek sach

Asali masale sach sach           --MDH.....MDH ...!

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Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter

Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter

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World’s most PAINFUL shayari…

Dil mai chubhi sui….

Dil mai chubhi sui…

Aawaj aayi…………..Uui uui, uui uui…

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!