Test Your Common Sense with Indian Desi Tid-bits again

How to prevent yourself from dying in your house? 

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Stay in the living room.
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How do u CUT roads????? 

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By LAUGHING.....
Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"


Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well.
Luv falls into the well. Why??? 

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Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!

Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??

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Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!


Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???
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socho....... nahi pata..?? 

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Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold

Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
This is quite simple.. 

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Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :-))

How to get a woman mad in 2 easy steps:
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1. Take a picture of her.
2. Don't show it to her. 

Three FASTEST means of Communication : 
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1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell a Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE. 
 A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ??? 

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So, Which Platform are you Working on ???


The South Indian said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which
movie did he really want to see? 

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Dil Chhata Hai.......